So, you’re having a baby. There’s one rule, really. Are you listening?

Don’t give your kid the middle name “Lee.”

Here’s the latest “*Lee*” in the news, Ricky Lee Kalichun:

from the Evansville Courier & Press, via Geekologie

Broke into ex-roommate’s apartment. To get back his video games. With a sword.

He was wearing a camouflage jacket, and camouflaged his face as well, with a marker. Maybe he was hoping to be mistaken for one of Jesse James’s girlfriends.

Now, I’m glad that your Grampa Lee was a World War II hero and all, but, really, just – just don’t.