So, here’s a chart published over at Tony Piro’s webcomic, Calamities of Nature. Normally it focuses on anthropomorphic animals and jokes about bacon, but religious topics also come up regularly. It’s always worth reading.
Anyway, without further comment:
Most of the red state folks must be looking for free gay porn of God. I saw Yahweh’s penis once. It burned away my eyes from its radiant splendor.