Help me out with this fortune cookie

So, you know how you’re supposed to be able to take any fortune cookie fortune and add “in bed” to it? Okay, I just got back from having Chinese food, and I’m trying to figure out what it would mean when we add “in bed” to this one:

Remember to order your take out also?

I’m hoping somebody can help me out here. What’s your best guess as to how to unpack:

Remember to order your take out also? In bed?

There has to be a meaningful, puerile interpretation wrapped up in there somewhere. Calling for suggestions.

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